Bill Murray Ambushes The Ed Sullivan Theater With T-Shirts

Bill Murray Ambushes The Ed Sullivan Theater With T-Shirts



>> Stephen: THANK YOU, LADIES
AND GENTLEMEN. PLEASE, HAVE A SEAT. I UNDERSTAND YOU'RE EXCITED. I'M EXCITED, TOO. AFTER NEXT COMMERCIAL BREAK WE
HAVE THE LEGENDARY BILL MURRAY, WELL KNOWN IN THIS THEATER. THAT DOOR IS CALLED THE BILL
MURRAY DOOR. HE LEAVES THROUGH THAT DOOR OVER
THERE. INCREDIBLE HONOR TO HAVE HIM
HERE. BUT FIRST, THIS WEEK, THERE HAVE
BEEN UNEXPECTED TIFF BETWEEN TWO OF DONALD TRUMP'S WIVES I'VE NA
AND MELANIA. NOTHING FROM MARLA MAPLES YET. THEY'RE BOTH CLAIMING TO BE THE
TRUE FIRST LADY. OBVIOUSLY, MELANIA TRUMP! >> WHO WANTS A T-SHIRT? WHO WANTS A T-SHIRT? ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
WHO WANTS A T-SHIRT? WHO WANTS A T-SHIRT? ( BAND PLAYING )
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) WHO WANTS A T-SHIRT? WHO WANTS A T-SHIRT? ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
WHO WANTS A T-SHIRT? ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
( BAND PLAYING ) T-SHIRT! ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
( CHEERING ) >> WHO WANTS A — T-SHIRT? >> Stephen: HI, BILL. HI, STEVE. ( PANTING )
>> Stephen: YOU SEEM A LITTLE WINDED, BILL. >> WELL, I'M BREATHING FUNNY
BECAUSE I — I GOT SOMETHING STUCK IN MY LIP. I — I WAS SHOWING YOUR GIRL
BACKSTAGE HOW SWEDISH PEOPLE DIP TOBACCO. >> Stephen: YOU WERE SHOWING A
WOMAN WHO WORKS FOR ME HOW SWEDISH PEOPLE DIP TOBACCO? >> YEAH. >> Stephen: I THINK I HAVE TO
REPORT YOU TO H.R. NOW. ( LAUGHTER )
I DID NOT EXPECT YOU TILL THE NEXT ACT, BILL. THANK YOU FOR BEING OUT HERE. >> OH, YEAH, THE ACTS. >> Stephen: YEAH, YEAH. WE BREAK THE SHOW UP INTO
DIFFERENT LITTLE SEGMENTS HERE. >> OH, OKAY. >> Stephen: REALLY NICE TO
HAVE YOU HERE. >> IT'S GREAT TO BE HERE. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
I LIKE WHAT YOU'VE DONE WITH THE MALAYSIA. IT'S NICE. >> Stephen: OH, YEAH. THANK YOU SO MUCH. THANK YOU SO MUCH. WE'VE CLEANED IT UP A LITTLE
BIT. >> IT'S KIND OF A McMANSION
NOW, IT'S REALLY NICE. >> Stephen: WE THREW A LOT OF
CASH AT IT. >> YEAH. >> Stephen: THANK YOU FOR
BEING HERE. THIS IS GAME FIVE OF THE
DIVISION SERIES. >> BIT OF A PROBLEM. >> Stephen: YEAH. IT'S 2 AND 2 NOW WITH THE CUBS. ARE YOU FEELING A LITTLE
NERVOUS? >> WELL THERE'S A SORT OF
FEELING WHERE YOU FEEL NERVOUS. BUT HOW MANY PEOPLE HERE ARE
TRUE BASEBALL FANS? ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
YOU WANT IT TO GO THE DISTANCE. >> Stephen: SURE. YOU GET THE BEST TEAMS
PLAYING AND YOU WANT IT TO GO THE FINAL GAME TO HAVE THE
SERIES. YOU GET THE MOST DRAMA, TEAMS
GET THE MOST MONEY AND PEOPLE HAVE THE MOST FUN. >> Stephen: WANT TO TAKE THE
EDGE OFF? WANT A COCKTAIL? >> YEAH, A LITTLE SOMETHING
WOULDN'T HURT. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
>> Stephen: DO YOU LIKE ICE? YOU WANT ICE? >> IT'S MY WAY OF HYDRATING. >> Stephen: OKAY. ALL RIGHT. HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT CUBAN RUM
THERE, BILL? >> YOU KNOW, I'M GLAD WE'VE GOT
RELATIONS BACK WITH THE CUBAN RUM. >> Stephen: THERE YOU GO. ( LAUGHTER )
THERE IS A LITTLE HAVANA CLUB MAESTRO SELECT RIGHT THERE. NOT A SPONSOR, I'M JUST A FAN. >> FULL DISCLOSURE, JUST A
DRINKER. >> Stephen: THERE YOU GO. THAT WOULD BE NICE. >> Stephen: CHEERS TO THE
CUBS. >> CHEERS TO THE CUBS. >> Stephen: THERE YOU GO. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
( PIANO RIFF ) >> Stephen: THAT'S LOVELY,
ISN'T IT? >> SMOOTH. ( LAUGHTER )
>> Stephen: NOW, HERE'S THE THING. THIS IS GOING TO BE BROADCAST,
OF COURSE, AT 1:10 TONIGHT. THE GAME, WE'LL PROBABLY KNOW
WHO WON AT THAT POINT. >> RIGHT. >> Stephen: BUT WE DON'T KNOW
RIGHT NOW. DO YOU WANT TO — WHY DON'T WE
RECORD TWO DIFFERENT REACTIONS? >> WHY DON'T WE DRINK THIS ONE
IN CASE THE CUBS WIN? >> Stephen: OKAY. CUBS WIN! ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
AND THIS ONE WILL BE IN CASE — IN CASE THE CUBS DON'T WIN. ( CLINK )
( AUDIENCE REACTING ) >> THIS ONE WE CAN SIP BECAUSE
IT'S GOT TO LAST ALL WINTER. >> Stephen: THAT'S TRUE. GOOD FOR YOU. BUT THE FIRST ONE TASTED GOOD. >> Stephen: IT IS GOOD, YEAH. IT'S DELICIOUS, ISN'T IT? >> AND THEY SAY IT'S GOOD FOR
YOU. >> Stephen: THE RUM? IT'S GOOD FOR YOU. >> Stephen: THE MORE YOU
DRINK, THE MORE THEY SAY IT. ( LAUGHTER )
THE VOICES IN YOUR HEAD. >> WHO WANTS A T-SHIRT?! ( CHEERING )
>> Stephen: HERE'S ONE OF THE THINGS PEOPLE OUT THERE MAY NOT
KNOW ABOUT THE TWO OF US IS YOU AND SRI SOMETHING IN COMMON. I'M FROM CHARLESTON,
SOUTH CAROLINA AND YOU LIVE IN CHARLESTON, SOUTH CAROLINA. >> YEAH. >> Stephen: YOU ARE FRIENDS
WITH GUYS I GREW UP WITH LIKE JOHN WALTERS AND GATOR PHILLIPS. GOOD GUYS, RIGHT? >> VERY GOOD GUYS. THEY HAVE BEEN GREAT FRIENDS. >> Stephen: WE SHOULD GO
FISHIN' SOME TIME. >> WE CAN GO CRABBING. >> Stephen: PUT SOME CHICKEN
NECKS ON STRING. >> GET IN SOME PLUFF MUD. >> Stephen: WANT TO TELL THEM
WHAT THAT IS? >> FILL THEM UP WITH THIS STUFF
AND THROW THEM IN THE PLUFF MUD. >> Stephen: I LIVED IN
"CHICAGO" FOR MANY YEARS. YOU GREW UP IN WIL WILAMET. >> THEY USED TO CALL US CAKE
EATERS. WHY DON'T YOU GO EAT SOME CAKE? >> Stephen: THAT'S A REALLY
SOFT INSULT. >> IT WAS LIKE, WHY DON'T YOU GO
EAT SOME CAKE? >> Stephen: WHAT WERE YOU
SUPPOSED TO EAT? >> BEANS, I DON'T KNOW. ( LAUGHTER )
>> Stephen: NOT FROM BOSTON. HASH. >> Stephen: A FRIEND DROVE ME
BY THE CHILDHOOD HOUSE YOU GREW UP IN. NOT A HUGE HOUSE. >> NOT BY ANY STANDARD. >> Stephen: NINE KIDS PACKED
IN THAT HOUSE. >> RIGHT. >> Stephen: WHERE DO YOU FALL
IN THE NINE? >> IT PEAKED WITH ME AND WENT
STRAIGHT DOWNHILL. >> Stephen: SO YOU'RE FIVE. YEAH. >> Stephen: I'M THE BABY OF
ELEVEN. >> AWWW, SPOILED ROTTEN. >> Stephen: EXACTLY RIGHT, THE
PRINCE. ( LAUGHTER )
HOW FAST CAN YOU SAY THEM, DO YOU WANT TO RACE? >> YEAH, SURE. >> Stephen: TOP TO BOTTOM? TOP TO BOTTOM. >> Stephen: TOP TO BOTTOM. ONE, TWO, THREE GO, OKAY. ONE, TWO, THREE GO. ( SAYING NAMES OF SIBLINGS
FAST ) ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
>> Stephen: CHEERS. DOUBLE OR NOTHING? >> Stephen: IRISH CATHOLIC
ALTER BOY. >> THAT'S RIGHT, YEAH. >> Stephen: YOU WERE RIGHT
ACROSS FROM THE CHURCH, RIGHT? >> I WAS RIGHT ACROSS FROM THE
CONVENT. THE CHURCH WAS ANOTHER BLOCK AND
A HALF BUT THERE WAS A CONVENT ACROSS THE STREET FROM MY HOUSE. >> Stephen: YOU HAVE A SISTER
WHO IS A NUN? >> I DO. >> Stephen: THAT'S IMPRESSIVE
FOR A CATHOLIC FAMILY TO HAVE A NUN IN THERE. IT'S MUCH MORE CATHOLIC THAN MY
FAMILY IS. >> IT FREES THE REST OF US UP TO
LIVE A LIFE OF SIN. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE )
>> Stephen: SHE'S THE CARBON ROD THAT ABSORBS THE RADIATION
OF YOUR SIN? >> I'M COVERED! I'M COVERED! ( LAUGHTER )
>> Stephen: DID YOU EVER THINK ABOUT BEING A PRIEST? >> WELL, THE PRIEST USED TO COME
INTO THE CLASSROOM AND SAY, HOW MANY OF YOU WANT TO BE PRIESTS? AND EVERYONE WOULD RAISE THEIR
HAND. >> Stephen: REALLY? ABSOLUTELY. >> Stephen: DID YOU MEAN IT? FOR A SECOND. FOR THAT SECOND, YEAH. ( LAUGHTER )
>> Stephen: YEAH. I'M STILL THINKING ABIT, TO
BE HONEST. >> Stephen: YOU GREAT WOULD IT
BE IF YOU WALKED INTO A CHURCH AND THERE'S FATHER BILL?! ( LAUGHTER )
>> I COULD GIVE BETTER COUNSELING, I THINK. I KNOW HOW IT GETS. LAST CALL, I KNOW HOW IT GETS,
BABY, YEAH. ( LAUGHTER )
>> Stephen: WE HAVE TO TAKE A LITTLE BREAK. PLEASE DON'T GO ANYWHERE. >> WHY WOULD I GO ANYWHERE? I GOT T-SHIRTS!

39 Replies to “Bill Murray Ambushes The Ed Sullivan Theater With T-Shirts”

  1. Wow… poor Bill looks so winded. I dread the day he passes, but at least I know his ghost will stick around.

  2. Bill Murray said that is a good luck with
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    GhostBusters 1984
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  3. Disappointed. Terrible timing for Bill Murray to be pointing a gun at people directly after the shooting in Las Vegas. Poor form Late Show.

  4. Cake Eaters: Also used to describe people from Edina, MN.

    Basically a riff on Marie Antoinette's "let them eat cake" line.

  5. FUN FACT: The Chicago Cubs horribly lost game 5 last night to the L.A. Dodgers, thus losing the NLCS and a chance to return to the World Series this season. Drink up, Bill…..ya' lousy douche bag.

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