Enthusiastic Off-Brand Costume Model

Enthusiastic Off-Brand Costume Model


Alright, looks like you found the costume. Have you done this before?
-Yeah, yeah, all the time. Great, we’re just gonna get a few photos of each costume, and then move on, quick and easy, alright. So just pose like a wizard.
-Got it. What is- What are you doing. It’s a wizard. Why would a wizard do that, with his body?
-Its how they do it. How they do what?
-How you be a wizard. Just do something simple, you know, like casting a spell or whatever. That’s you- you’re just sort of extending your arms further in exactly the same position, do you understand the concept of difference? I don’t know how much closer to a wizard I can be right now. I jus- Okay. Okay, there we go we have that, so let’s just try something else to see if it works. Try holding your hands out. Not like that. Not like- no no, just uh, seriously?! Just get a new costume. What do you think?
-Looking great. Lets try a ninja pose. Ninja? Okay. Yeah there we go. No, what? That’s the wizard pose!
-Its the same thing. What’s the same? A ninja and a wizard are the same thing? Yea, a wizard and a ninja and a cowboy and a robot, it’s all the same thing. They have the same soul. I don’t want their soul, do you understand, I’m not looking for soul. I’m looking for stereotypes. Okay, well I was just trying to show off the costume. Obviously a real ninja wouldn’t pose like this. Then pleas- please do the real ninja. That’s the one I need. Okay, this whole thing isn’t working. Wait, where did you go? Why are you not on the stage? A real ninja would not be caught on camera. Do you understand what we’re doing here? Do you know why you were hired? Do you- Is that clear to you? Just get a new costume. Okay, this one should be easy. The pose, is running. Just running?
-Just running. Just like- like, freeze frame, mid-run. Okay, you ready? Alright, go. That… is… That’s on me. I thought I was playing to your strengths, but that was just as bad as the other ones. I don’t- I don’t know what you’re doing.
-Going fast. Is that fast? Is that what fast looks like? Do you run like that? This is how Sonic runs, okay? I- I am Sonic? No, you’re Blue Speed Mouse™ and it is very important that you tell that to anybody who asks. Seriously, what is this? You look like you’ve got caught practicing an illegal dance routine. If this isn’t working for you, I can just go find another gig. Yea, nice try, but this is the bottom of the modelling ladder. I know I’ve been here for years. So actually, you know what you’re fired. I don’t even know why I’m dealing with this. I don’t get paid by the hour. Hey, send in the next guy. Look, I auditioned over 100 other people okay, none of them have it. I don’t know what else to tell you. I’ll call you back. [Music] [Outro] [Music] Subtitled by Adam Rydz

100 Replies to “Enthusiastic Off-Brand Costume Model”

  1. Are you guys doing The Magnificient Monster Mansion again this year? Or is that not possible since you guys moved 🙁

  2. so, door monster guys and gals, are you planning on continuing that Altered Egos pathfinder game any time soon? or is it on indefinite hold?

    also, great sketch, i could totally see this going down in real life.

  3. You guys should do a vid on Monaco: What's yours is mine. I know I post this on every other video you come out with, but I just think it'd be great. Or Factorio.

    Anyway, you'll excel at whatever you do, so do it! Especially video games. Yes.

  4. Blue speed mouse is here with his yellow dog boy to defeat the likes of the evil Dr. Unfertilized edible chicken zygote vessel.

  5. Wow, that re-upload was pretty quick! You guys sure stay on top of your channel! If I may ask; What caused the errors of the previous upload?

  6. I started to watch this video and was stunned…. You guys have a camera in the shot and this time….. THE LENS CAP IS OFF!!
    In all seriousness, great job guys!

  7. Awww, I missed the original, broken-edited one. 🙁

    Also: can't wait for the next Doormonster Halloween video! Is it #4 this year?

  8. Joey: He hits rock bottom and comes back famous…

    Apparently you can make anything look classy with Photoshop.

  9. I'm not saying Joey looks too pretty in the photo in the suit… but Joey looks too pretty in the photo in the suit.

  10. Hi Mr.Joey Its Alina btw im using my sisters account and um do you know the channel for the videos we did cause i left ace camp early soon yeah 🙂

  11. so is this a social commentary about how things the "common man" finds idiotic can be repackaged by the bourgeoisie and everything that can be classified as "high-end" is only done so because of the self-perpetuating value given to it? The 1% created a heat-sync. Nothing lasts forever, everything is false, the government is lizard people. question everything. they're watching you. wake up sheeple

  12. I would like to point out that I found a "Where's Waldo?" costume doing this pose. I saw it and immediately thought of this video.

  13. Every video has a Kyle line that must be incorporated into every conversation.
    "Do you understand the concept of different??"
    One of my favorites

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