How to Dress for the End of the World

How to Dress for the End of the World


[Helicopter and Police Sirens] – Stay in your homes. Everything is under control But stay in your homes. – Would you wait a minute Bill. Take Gerald, I’ll get
his food and toys. – No we’re not taking the damn dog. – We sure as shit are! – Leave him Barbara. – You bastard I’d sooner leave you! Bill open up. Bill! – Dave are you there? Over. Dave are you there? Over. Mike… what if
Dave doesn’t make it I mean what are we supposed to do? – Wait? – We’ve been waiting I mean we, we need a plan. – Bill stop the car! – They left Gerald in the street. Deb did
you hear what I said? – Yes I heard what you said I just I don’t care. – So you just want to leave him out there? – What do you think is happening right now Mike! Give me an
attack dog not a poodle. [Radio Crackle] -Deb come in, over. – Dave I… I though we lost you Where are you? over. – You couldn’t lose me if you tried Deb cakes. My hearts kicking like a jackrabbit in heat. I’m getting close. but I’ve gotta stir your fire, whatever this is its spreading. Have you found you gun yet? over. – No honestly we don’t even know that it’s here, over. – Well were else would it be? over. – Mike may have given it to Goodwill, over. – Mike gave you gun to Goodwill? – A gun I didn’t know existed. – Look Deb if you find the gun don’t let Mike handle it alright. I think we both know it’s for the best. – What? – Anyway I’m getting close, I’ll be there soon. Over and out Debcakes. -What an asshole – No he’s not he is risking everything for us right now also he just, he knows
how you feel about guns so. -So you agree with him? – Agree with what Mike? – He said I think we both know it’s for the best. – Well I mean do you want to
handle the gun? – Is it a problem if I do? Is it? – I think Dave should take it. – What! – He used to hunt before he turned vegan so it kinda
-Dave? Daves not uh- – Dave’s vegan? Not the point, how do you
trust Dave over me? I know he’s your friend but He’s unstable. – No he’s not why would
you even say that. – He’s medicated. – So are you. – The occasional xanax doesn’t make me
medicated Deb you can’t even pronounce what he takes. – I can’t pronounce the name
of your messenger bike that doesn’t make it dangerous. – It’s not the pills that are
dangerous Deb it’s the lack of them. I mean don’t they make him go to anger
management? – It’s not court ordered anymore he goes because he likes it. – That’s not normal – I don’t care you know Dave’s my friend
and I trust him and… and you know what we haven’t even found the gun yet Mike I
mean it could be with some kid who just wanted to read a used book about Jane
Goodall. – It’s not my fault. – But you’re not helping! Look if you want to handle the
gun just find it first. – Jane Goodall – Dont. – Just can’t believe you own a gun. -Mike
just please don’t. – Three years, think you know somebody. So… Deb Cakes? – what? – Dave keeps calling you Deb Cakes I’ve never heard that before. – Um it’s my CB handle. – Really? – Can’t we just
focus please? [Ambulance Siren] [Tire Skids and Crash] Holy shit! We have to hurry what are you doing we gotta go! Mike this is no time to freak out I mean Dave’s gonna be here any minute we need to find my gun! Okay, uh… I know, I know what you’re thinking… and I know this must be, just really odd
for you but… Mike… it’s nothing it was so long ago. – What’s next? – What? – First it was your CB… then your gun… then Gerald. – What does the dog have to do with
anything right now? – It has to do with everything Deb it’s like I don’t even
know you! Now Dave! you were with… Dave! what the
fuck! Jesus we just moved in together. – I know it doesn’t matter Mike. – It matters to me! God how could you be with someone like Dave? – What do you mean someone like Dave? – You know what I mean he’s like a bicep with a beard. He’s like a hillbilly Chris
Hemsworth with brown eyes and a hundred percent less charm! – My god he is rescuing us! – He’s rescuing you Deb, he doesn’t give a shit about me. [Circuit Breaker Trips] – Look I know that you’re upset I
get it! but what do you want to do Mike? Do you want to keep arguing or do you want
to find the gun because I am gonna find the gun! – Fine. – Deb forget the gun we have to go now! – What are you’re talking about Mike? – We’re not going with Dave. – Dave’s Jeep is our only
ticket out of here. – Why is he rescuing you? – What are you talking,
Dave’s my friend. – He’s your ex-boyfriend and he’s risking everything to come and save you what does that tell you? – What are you getting at? -What if he’s been this
mountain of unrequited love and I’ve been in his way ever since. – Mike that’s insane! – Doesn’t he live with his mother? – What does that have to do with anything? – Where is she, is
she in the Jeep did he mention her at all? – Dave’s mom is tougher than you and I combined
you know I’m sure she’s fine. – He’s an emotionally fragile crazy person and you’re giving him a gun. – What do you think Dave wants to murder you? – That’s exactly what I’m saying. – What?! – Ordinary people are abandoning poodles Deb. Dave’s not ordinary so we gotta worry double. – Okay Mike, okay, stop, stop! – Okay what’s your plan what do you want to do? – Lets get the hell out of here. – Where do you want to go? – We go for the hills. – We go for the hills okay why the hills Mike? – Because it’s the high ground. – and how do we get there? – We walk. – We walk? why don’t
we just take your bike? – The Snöbslāt wont carry both of us Deb. – Oh my god Mike no of course it won’t I mean we’re not fucking WALKING to the hills! – It’s not a perfect plan Deb but you can’t expect me to come up with something just like that. – Just like that? okay before we got into contact with Dave you had time, when we lost contact with Dave you had time! You came up with nothing! – And you called her psycho
ex-boyfriend. – He’s not a psycho… and I called Dave because he’s skilled and he’s capable
and he knows how to survive and he always has a plan, I mean he’s the only
chance we’ve got right now. – Oh so suddenly this is less about Dave’s
Jeep. – What? -Dave can handle the gun he’s prepared he’s a vegan all I keep hearing
is that you’d rather have Dave than me. – Dont start with that petty bullshit right now. – It’s the truth!
– No it’s not! – Sure it is admit it Deb! – FINE! At the end of the day for what’s looking
to be like the end of the world if I were placing bets I put them on Dave. Jesus look at what you’re fucking wearing Mike a necktie, dress shoes really? – Oh so you shopped the army surplus store once and now you know everything. – I’m not betting
on myself either Mike Dave is rescuing us not me not you in the end we’re just
lost without him. – I’m alot more capable than you think I am. – Mike you need Dave more than
anyone. Where are you going I mean are you just gonna leave right now? – You don’t need me you said it Deb I’m useless to you. -Mike don’t be ridiculous I said we need Dave. are you serious right now? – You may need him but I dont. [Growl] – AHHH MY GOD! NO NO! HOLY SHIT! HELP ME DEB! – Holy Hell! -HOLY SHIT! -Hold him still Mike! – I DONT WANT TO DIE! – You aint gonna die buddy! -I DONT WANNA DIE -I DONT WANNA DIE!
– You gotta destroy the brain it’s the only way! [Zombie Growls] – AIM THE AXE! AIM IT! [Gunshot] [Acoustic Music] – Mike got some extra boots jacket too if you want. – Thanks Dave. – You got it bud. can’t wait for y’all to meet my gal Sal she’s a button. Mother’s meeting us at the cabin. – Where’s your cabin at Dave? – Up north in the hill. -Oh yeah the high ground right? [Music Continues] Wow you

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