I Made the Top Men’s Halloween Costumes SEXY

I Made the Top Men’s Halloween Costumes SEXY


hey guys! I’m. Hi! Hi, everyone! If you’re new here, I’m Shea Depmore and you
can. Hey. Oh. You guys? Hi, I’m Shea Depmore. If you’re new here, I’m an actor and a vlogger
and you can subscribe and be my friend, but this is serious, so I’m gonna… A lot of male YouTubers have been resorting
to using women’s costumes to feel sexy for Halloween. Every year all of the top women’s Halloween
costumes are sexy, and men just haven’t been awarded that same privilege. So I am going to use my privilege today to
transform some of the top men’s Halloween costumes for 2017 into sexy costumes, because…
equality. It’s 2017 and Pennywise is back, but he is
far from sexy on the surface. It’s ok, Pennywise, we’re gonna fix this. First let’s swap those slacks for booty shorts. There we go. Now this top is fabulous, but we need to show
off your hot biceps. We are going to cut right underneath the shoulder
puff, roll them all the way down. Keep the frilled cuff. That way we preserve the integrity of the
clown attire while selling sex at the same time. Open up that shirt. Show off some chest hair. And finally, add a couple of lipstick marks. That way everyone knows you’ve been with the
ladies. That is a dancing clown. I’d follow you into a sewer any day. Next, of course, Star Wars. Every guy wants to be a Stormtrooper, but
as John Boyega knows, it is hard to show off your hot bod under that bulky costume. We’re going to fix that, but first: what is
hotter than a Stormtrooper? A Flame Trooper! It’s also a cheaper costume, FYI. We’re going to strip this Flame Trooper down
to bare essentials. It is way too hot for all that uniform. Just get some white shorts and the mask. Now these shorts are a little long, so I’m
going to cut them up a bit and make em booty shorts. There we go. Simple and sexy. Light me up mr. Flametrooper. Finally, we have my favorite costume: T-Rex. He’s funny. He’s cute. He’s just not sexy. The problem is this big costume doesn’t show
off your body. Take a photo of your abs and paste them on
the outside of the costume. That way everyone can see what you’re working
with. Next, get T-Rex into a hot outfit. Throw a speedo on him. And you may be feeling self conscious about
your tiny arms, so carry around a dumbbell to really show off your strength. Roar. Oh, T-Rex. Thank you so much for watching! I hope you got something from today’s video. Remember, any costume can be sexy. You just have to put in the work. If you liked this video, please like it, and
share it with someone who needs to feel sexy this Halloween. Subscribe, turn on your notifications, and
let me know what your favorite costume was, because I may or may not have spent all my
money on these costumes and I don’t have one for myself. So you guys can pick what I wear for Halloween. Let’s do it. Thanks so much, guys! Oh, also, in a serious kind of way of a note. This is the first kind of YouTubey video I’ve
ever made. If you get what I mean. And I would love to know what you think. Please tell me if you liked it. If you didn’t, I don’t know what to tell you. Bye!

6 Replies to “I Made the Top Men’s Halloween Costumes SEXY”

  1. I have never felt sexier than I did playing your dinosaur. #shortarmsaresexy

    And congratulations on your first video of this kind!

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