Los Profesores | Hola Soy German

Los Profesores | Hola Soy German

Hello Im German and I bet this kettle You never saw your physical education teacher run The teachers First video of the year Ok I have a question I’m the one who does not know where to look when I’m walking down the street? It’s like I’m walking happy life and what do i look at? I look at the floor, I look at the wall, I look at the sky, what the fuck do i look at? Aaah life problems Okay The teachers What are the teachers? They are teachers who are professional And all teachers begin the same way They are the nicest people and full of patience in the world For example This is a teacher on his first day of school “Hello students, I’m Mr. Garmendia But you can tell me German And despite being your new teacher I hope you really see me as a new friend” And on the second day “Shut up you mother fuckers!!” Their patience lasts less than toilet paper in a public restroom And there are many types of teachers Tall,short, ugly, pretty, idiots, cults, greens, tomato, lettuce, ostrich What was i talking about? One that I personally hated It is the one that takes three light years To finish a sentence “That´s why the hexagonal subatomic particle of a cube is equal to 30% of the square previously” Those teachers talk and makes you wanna sleep “Hello teacher” “Hello student” Another teacher who has to be careful especially girls is How to say it so it is not offensive The feverish as fuck one Ok, this is how it goes, in the university or college there’s a lot of people And in one class always, always there´s a girl that is extremely sexy Not two, nor three, nor cero, one It´s like if the principal chose them “Ok, this year we have a lot new good students, we have twenty new sexy girls And we have exactly twenty courses, let´s put one in each course and all the boys will be happy” In my head that is how it works Ok,the thing is this sexy chick, knows she is sexy And she doesn´t doubt of taking advantage of that “Teacher” “Yes?” ” On the last test i didn´t do so well” “Probably you didn´t study hard enough” ” But teacher, i stayed all night studying” “There isn´t a chance that you can give me a better note?” “I can´t do that ” “Really?, because i would do anything” “Anything?” “Anything” “Ok!” (Two hours later) “But she told me she was 18!” In my school it used to happen a lot, even though with another teachers it didn´t work “Oh teacher, on the last test i didn´t do so well” “That happens because you didn´t study stupid” Even though i had a friend that had really good grades and he didn´t study The teachers some times do stuff that are like… Like… It makes you put your hand in your mouth Get to the bottom, take your intestine Tie it onto a rock, and throw it to their head Like for example when they do this “So 2 and 2 are 4, 4 and 2 are 6, 6 and 2 are 8 and 8 are 16, understood?” “Yeah” “Are you ready for the test?” “Yes” But, the day of the test “If a pink elephant on a skateboard moves at 34 km/ph, while it drinks 2 liters of milk what is the atomic number of iron?” “You son of a…” What they ask on the test is completly different to what they teached on class Or even worse Those teachers that have all the week, all the damn week to give you homework But no. They wait until the last day, they wait until friday to leave you a work this big Goodbye weekend!! And the worse is that when he gives you the work that you have to do, he gives it to you with this face. Or at least that is how i see it, i´m not crazy! Eating orange peel is completly normal And finally, the type of teacher that i definetly hated the most was this one “Ok, so did you finish copying so that i can erase what´s on the board?” “No, no, not yet!” “Ok, i´ll erase it” “No, no teacher i´m not done yet, wait a little bit!” “Ok then i´ll erase it” “Done, so on the 24 century… The men… Is something wrong mr. Garmendia?” “Nothing :)” “Ok, so as i was saying… But seriously, professors, teachers remember that you were young too Put yourselves in the shoes of the kids And remember that the students, the young ones deep inside(very deep) we love you and we care about you Unless you´re a religion teacher, nobody cares about religion teachers Question!!! Which side does the water on your toilet go when you flush it? I know you don´t remember and i know that the curiosity is strong And you´re asking yourself Which side does it go? Which side? Anyways And this was the video of the week If you liked it please leave a like If it is the first time you see one of my videos and somehow you liked it Don´t forget to suscribe i make new videos every friday Don´t forget to follow me on this incredibly handsome strong but also sensitive Facebook And on Twitter also, as always the link are on the description box A psycologhical hug with all the recharged power of new year and i´ll see you next friday. Happy birthday. When i get old and my kids ask me what i did when i was young as a hoby I won´t tell them about this

100 Replies to “Los Profesores | Hola Soy German”

  1. Dame mi hervidor, una vez me caí y mi profesor de educacion fisica vino corriendo hacia donde mi, asi que dame mi hervidor

  2. me gu sta que este tipo de cosas me salga en redomendados en vez de la mierda que subes ahora, se te extraña crack, mas de lo que crees, tienes el potencial para tumbar a todos los youtubers hispanos, solo que no te esfuerzas lo suficiente.

  3. Holi:/💪😻🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗

  4. Sabes que tu canal lo ven niños ¿verdad? Como yo,tengo 10 años,por favor no digas un tema no apto para niños✋🏻🦵🏼😡

  5. 3:55 jajajaja que gracioso german hay GGGGR todo enojado porque el profe no le escuchaba xD

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