The Missing Coat

The Missing Coat


Right. So the other day… I was acquiring some
dust from this quaint little store in the residential district. I don’t know why they
had a store in the residential district. Don’t ask me, I don’t make them. But anyways…
Um- So… But the cops aren’t watching this, do you think? You know what?
I don’t care. Cops won’t find me. I mean… they’re stupid. Stupid cops. Cop’s don’t find you. I mean. *Roman’s once again ignoring the fact there’s a map right behind him*
That would be ridiculous, right? But Anyways! So… this little girl she… she was at the shop. And I mean… like. Not like, little like you. I mean like 12, like… you’re not 12. You’re
a woman. You’re not little. (Liar) Anyways. So… She was at the shop, and she decided to take on
all of my goons. Like, I had like 5 of them with me. It was ridiculous. And… she even
threw one out the window. Do you know how much destruction of property costs? Like…
It was worse than me actually acquiring this dust. I’m sure it cost more. Anyways. So she throws him out the window and of course I knew that she was trouble right away So I gathered the dust and I got on my way. And she throws a hot dog at me. A hot dog. Like, why would you throw a hot dog. So… anyways. I looked at my suit and it was completely
ruined. So I just… I should of fought her, you’re right. But… I didn’t. That’s why
you need to come with me. I mean… I keep you around for a reason you know. Anyways…
So I got out of there as quickly as I could with the dust and anyways, That’s why i’m not wearing my suit today and it’s at the dry cleaners. So hows your Ice Cream? Great. I should get some for myself. Well, I’m not wearing my suit anyways… So I can’t get
ice cream on it. Next time. Next time I’ll take you with me. And maybe fight them off.

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