'The Real Housewives Of New Jersey' | Bustle Breakdown

'The Real Housewives Of New Jersey' | Bustle Breakdown



hello everyone and welcome to the first ever episode of the bustle breakdown I'm your host Mariah's Smith and we're gonna break down all of the shows you love to watch first up is the Real Housewives of New Jersey and to talk about it with me the first ever guest on this show is Farah galley she is the host and creator of Andy's girls a podcast all about Bravo and the housewives hello Sarah hello such a pleasure to be here oh my god she's like having the Encyclopedia right next to me and you know I love myself some housewives to pour in for a good time on the bustle breakdown we have a very special segment where we try to recap the previous season of the show we're talking about in 60 seconds the first thing that happened was pink cake yeah they went to Florida huh yes that's enough for basically season recap we see Teresa we acclimate to her real life I'm after prison I camp which was there for prior husbands there now she's now single mom her dad's living with her I mean when she was psychic to talk to her mom they're doing well the restaurant Joe Gorga Melissa's husband the pasta restaurant Melissa's mad because she wants to wanted more employment she's trying to focus on NB her store right which she's running by herself yeah yeah and that's why they go to Italy to shop for clothes for and yes Barbra Jean yeah Samara taco shop owner the new housewife this season last season collect pig tails and she's a 50 year old woman that's kick tails on blonde pigtails and she had a 54 studio 54 birthday party yes disco graveyards no graveyard to celebrate your 50th birthday that was like the finale yes her husband's name is also Jojo yeah which is like ah so for the next portion of our show because I'm the host and the leader I've created yet another name and it's called caption meme so what we're gonna do is I'll show you an uncaptioned mean or gif of Real Housewives and we're gonna caption it you'll do your caption I'll do my caption okay and again because it's my couch I'll choose the winner that's fair I vowed not to just choose my own are you ready I'm totally ready alright so the first meme do you go first um Kanye said why haha I like that I like that mine is also topical oh it's Joe got deported okay so I think the winner is Sarah you're welcome even next me okay we see it this is siggy cleaning out the cake that was tossed around Melissa's birthday do you have one I'll go first yeah you can all go first so I'm gonna say hashtag me on the subway cuz that mine is going to be Jersey searching for a plot point whoa alright now that we're tied let's see the next meme let's see oh god oh god this is it's a lot this is this is a thinker me on the first day of summer just ready for this I love me on a Friday oh my wife ready to start can you start the weekend spread wide open right who read wide open just art like a broken hot dog bye yeah or not whatever say you Friday night you won Sarah so my congratulations you're the first winner on our show what do I get with my rock is what you get is nothing our next segment is predictable where we look into our crystal ball and predict what's gonna happen next season on Real Housewives of New Jersey my one wish for the season is now that we know that Joe is being deported back to Italy I'd like to know does that mean it's Theresa filing for divorce now that Ziggy is gone do we think Dolores will have a good season I think the nurse had an interesting season laughs I was lighter but I like the interaction with Frank yeah I love gosh I love Frankie what about Melissa and Joe I mean Melissa and Joe are probably gonna continue to have these sort of strange interactions with each other where they figure out why did I get married well sir thank you so much for joining me on the first episode of the bustle breakdown it was so lovely having you thank you it's been a total delight a mere welcome back on this couch anytime yeah okay all right you guys it's been the bustle breakdown I'm Mariah Smith and we will see you next time bye

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