“Wear A Prison Shirt And Ask for A Place To Hide!” | Comment Trolling

“Wear A Prison Shirt And Ask for A Place To Hide!” | Comment Trolling


Go to a breadshop and ask the saleslady if they have “PUTOK’ (bread in PH that has blast like appearance on top and also term for body odor) Miss? Do you have PUTOK? PUTOK? PUTOK? Go inside Oh you have that? Yes. Here. I still have more left. What’s that? Here, TAWAS! (Alum – native deodorant in PH) Oh I though you’re asking for the PUTOK bread! No, I mean body odor. Take it. It’s ok I’m giving out…. I still have more left. I also have body odor It’s a tie!! Yes, really. Here, c’mon take it. besides its PUTOK Awareness Month! take it. Thank you! God bless! Getting used to a very foul body odor, I feel so high! Wear an underwear like Superman in public. I am Superman! Hello! No. Im just going to ask.. Sir? Where is the… what to ride….. going to Tagaytay? I’m just a visitor here Do you have a car? No, I don’t by the way i’m Lester My name is Lester. I’m actually a… Staff of.. Member of… Butt Chasers! We are called “WETPAKNERS”! Can I give you some piece of advice? According to the book of the 3 Kings of Rabbits with a low jump. We should not be afraid to hide on what’s inside us. Those are the typical problems with us We just keep everything inside us hidden Like some things in our lives. Thank you! Please remember WETPAKNERS! Get beside a stranger wearing a jacket then felt so hot, suddenly take of your jacket wearing a bra! HAHAHA Let’s see their reactions. bro, are you the one fixing that? how much for those kind of pipes? We don’t have that anymore. No more. It’s already prohibited. It’s very hot! Do you sell iced water? Right there at Angel’s. Is it allowed here? coz, it’s freaking hot. Can I take off my jacket? I’m wearing underwear, anyway. Yeah, it’s ok. So hot! it’s too much. So,hot bro! Where can I buy refreshments here? you’re naked, that’s prohibited here! I’m wearing underwear. it’s still not allowed? it’s too hot! it’s too much! Do you know where I can buy refreshments around here? it’s so hot! right there at Angel’s it may be expensive. it’s a mineral water. it’s mineral, alright bro. Thank you. ill go ahead. Bro, can you please lift this a little. it’s falling. please tighten it a little too. it tickles! it tickles bro! Thanks bro! ill go ahead. Order a weird food in grille store that’s not in their menu. What do you have there? chicken gizzard chicken neck chicken intestines flower skin pork stone pork ears barbeque chicken feet I see. don’t you have… grilled tail of a… Kangaroo don’t you have that? yes Kangaroo none that’s sad. They say it will make you jump higher i’m also a swimmer. and it will make me jump higher don’t you have that? none. I haven’t seen that anywhere yet. oh none. That’s so sad anyways Thank you. Maybe they have that on the next store. Thank you! Give your toy car a wash in a car wash. We know you can do this one. You all are so handsome! Bro! Yes, i’m here. Can I just ask, bro? How much for a car wash? Yes a car. Ferrari 100 pesos? for a Sports car? How long is it gonna take? How long are you going to wash it? just quick? How many hours? What time?? If possible, now. Is it okay? Here. How long are you going to wash it? I’ll just check if there’s things inside. It’s all good now, sir. What time am I going to go back? The car wash. How many hours? you can inquire inside. Oh okay. Thank you. Sir? Go to a laundry shop and wash what you’re actually wearing except underwear, of course! How much for a wash? how much? 120 pesos? What about just this im wearing now? How much? 120 pesos wash and dry Can I have basket? Soap are not yet included no worries. i’ll just take this off. I don’t have time to change. i’ll include this also. are shoes included? no? how about this? ill have it washed. I think ill just have these to wash. the soap’s not available here? Don’t you have soap here? How about underwear? How much if bra only? Same price. Okay i’ll just…. Oh my pubic hair! There’s a black hair like burned noodles There. wait, I think I forgot something I don’t think I have my wallet with me. i’ll just go back later, is it okay? i’ll go back later. Thank you. Photo copy a blank papers Where are you? I’m here at the photo copy shop. I’m just going to print this. How much for the photo copy? Long? No, short. 1 peso What page? Page 10? it’s here. Photo copy please How much per piece? What’s this, sir? Photocopy please. Where? it’s right there. There’s nothing. it’s here. right there 20 pieces. There’s nothing here. it has. it won’t work here. I don’t even see anything. it does have Try 1 piece. you can’t see it, it’s nothing. it does have you won’t see that in my machine. please try it. pay for it okay? yes, I will. try atleast 20 pieces. no, just 1 piece. okay. 1 piece. see? it’s nothing. do you have a clearer one? it’s really nothing. try it in other shop, if you’ll see it. I don’t even see anything. 20 pieces mam, ill pay it. even its blank? its nothing. Try it somewhere else how much for this? 1 peso. Ill try it somewhere else. Go ahead try it right there. here’s the payment. don’t you have 1 peso? No, I don’t nevermind. it’s okay? there’s nothing copied. Thank you Ill try somewhere else Thank you, miss. Wear a prison shirt and ask for a place to hide. Girl! Girl! Girl! please help Girl please help! Girl just help please! Girl! please! Girl! Hohohoy! Tukos! Shout out to…. Follow us on instagram, we always post our myday there! I separate jeepney with Petra he went for a ride first as you can see, Tukos! later , we’ll record Petra going down on a jeepney that he went. right theeeerree! let’s go, Tukos! hey! this is myday! the gay is running! run girl! ruuuunnnn! comment #Tukomi for shoutout, Tukos! it’s wrong! comment #Tukomi for shoutout, Tukos! Tukomi shirt is still available, Tukos! Get it now! If you want to be Hypebeast, get it now! Let’s go! Remem…. Always remember! continuous… good vibes! I can’t crawl, bro!

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  2. bumili sa tindahan at tanongin kung ano ang tinda at sabihin na meron din kami Hahaha sana gawin nyo to best tuko kayo #tukomiCommentTrolling

  3. Pumunta ka sa national book store tapos kumaha kang ng libro tungkol sa ulam tapos tanong mo ito puba yujg menu tigmag kanu po itong ulam bat walang price tapos kapag sinabi nya na national to sabihin mo n" national to national to o my god

  4. Mang hingi po kayo sa piso at sabihin niyo po sa kaibigan niyo !saglit ng
    Hihingi ako ng piso ehhSana po magawa niyo !lupit

  5. Magsuot ng SWIMSUIT at maligo sa dagatπŸ˜‚ at sumigaw ng DARNA!🀣gooo mga tukooo!
    #TukomiCommentTrolling

  6. pumunta kayo sa maraming tao tapos pag may nakita kayo ng isang grupo tapos sabihin nyu na kayu pong myembro ng isang TROUPANG TALIB tapos pag magsabi sila na hindi tapos sabihin nyu namn na akala ko po kayu yung mga myembro kasi sasali kasi ako ehh! ..Hahaha gawin nyu po yan #TukomiCommentTrolling

  7. pumunta kayo sa maraming tao tapos pag may nakita kayo ng isang grupo tapos sabihin nyu na kayu pong myembro ng isang TROUPANG TALIB tapos pag magsabi sila na hindi tapos sabihin nyu namn na akala ko po kayu yung mga myembro kasi sasali kasi ako ehh! ..Hahaha gawin nyu po yan #TukomiCommentTrolling

  8. Punta sa pedestrian lane at gawin mong mga bull ang mga sasakyan gamit and pulang panyu funniest talaga kayo XDDD #TukomiCommentTrolling

  9. 》Tukomiγ€Š The Best Prank in Philippines πŸ™‚ Mga Lodi Punta naman kayo sa Mindanao . πŸ˜…πŸ˜„ Pwede kau mag Prank dito ^_^ Haha

  10. Pumunta po kayo sa pharmacy, tapos tanungin niyo po kung nandiyan ba si Lola Remedios? nawawala kasi, sabi sa botika daw makikita.πŸ˜‚ #TukomiCommentTrolling

  11. Bilib gyud ko ninyu kai dili mga arte 😍😘 Labyou #tukomi brothers 😍😍😘

  12. Maghanap ka ng isang Babae na may edad na at sabihin mo na ikaw ang nawawalang anak nila HAHAHAAHJA XD
    #Tukomicommentrolling

  13. MGa idol Sana gawin nyo to.. Punta Kayo sa police station tapos sabihin nyo nakapatay kayo NG daga.. πŸ˜‚ PA shout narin po

    #tukomi

  14. SAANG PONG LUGAR UNG NASA 1ST PRANK PO DITO SA VID PO NATO, SALAMAT PO TUKOMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII IDOL PRANKSTER

  15. Pumunta sa hypermarket at lumapit sa cashier tapos ikaw yung mag lagay sa plastic ng mga pinamili ng costumer 😍😍😍

  16. Pumunta sa hypermarket at lumapit sa cashier tapos ikaw yung mag lagay sa plastic ng mga pinamili ng costumer 😍😍😍
    #toukomicommenttrolling

  17. punta po kayo ng tindahan ng manok tapos tanungin nyo kung me tinda sila ng Tenga ng Manok #TukomiCommentTrolling#Prankster

  18. #TukomiCommentTrolling
    Mga tuko pwd po pagawa po Part 2 un Pantsing please…
    Your my happy pills bago matulog lalo na I'm preggy 😊😍

  19. Pumunta kayo sa mall tapos sabihin nyo sa isang tao*hi miss my lipstick kayo?*pag si nabing meron sabihin mo*patingin nga ako*tapos sabihin nyo*thank you akin nalang*

  20. Please sana magawa nyo to, magdala kayo ng bola tapos mag outfit kayo ng pangbasketball tapos pasa nyo sa ipaprank nyo, magpa ankle breaker kayo kunwari!
    #TukomiCommentTrolling

  21. pumunta sa douhgnut store..tapos mag actingan kayu bilang marga at cassy tapos..e prenk nyo yung you do note..

  22. ok cge po inform q is a great idea to make your business more comfortable with it as you will find it in the best

  23. "Putok – bread in PH that has blast like appearance on top". Tama nga naman, kasi parang pumutok yung ibabaw. Wala lang, naisip ko lang.

  24. Pumunta sa 'PUREGOLD'
    at mag tanong sa random people kung bakit kulay Green Ang PUREGOLD ?" πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
    #TukomiCommentTrolling

  25. Mga kuya tukomi magpaskil po kayo ng picture nyo na may nakalagay na wanted sa pambublikong lugar at kunwari di nyo nakita tumambay po kayo sa tabi kung saan nakapaskil yung litrato na may nakalagay na wantedπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  26. Wtf?! Inihaw na buntot ng kangarooπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ solid na mga walanghiyaπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  27. mga tukomi…. punta kayo sa isang grocery or kht anong establishment na nasa tabi ng kalsada tapos antayin nyong mag park at makapasok ung may ari ng sasakyan bago lumabas palitan nyo plate number nito mas maganda kunyari pag pag pindot nyo susi inyong inyo tlaga hahah subukan nyo maning mani sa inyo ito….

  28. Hahahaha! Nakakainis. Nasa office ako tapos bigla akong natawa πŸ˜…πŸ˜… Nakakahiya sa ibang teachers na kasama ko. πŸ˜‚πŸ˜…

  29. Idol dala ka ng laruan yung pambata like barbie then punta sa mall at doon ka mag laro parang bata mag laro yun lng idol from dumaguete City πŸ˜…

    #TUKOMICOMMENTTROLLING

  30. Punta po kayo sa free-life at kumuha ng mga iba't ibang gamut sa loob at lumabas agad agad …pag tinigil ka ng guard , SaBiHan mong "Akala ko free." #TukomiCommentTrolling

  31. puntaka sa tindahan ng sapatos tas try mo kung pwede subukantas su-otin mo tas takbo ka sabay balik #TukomiCommentTrolling

  32. lumapit ka sa babae may kasamang nanay sabihin mo tita tita may crush ko anak ninyo tapos kiliging ka sa harap ng nanay

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