What Should I Wear?

What Should I Wear?

Hey, do you think I should take a bunch of
shirtless pictures for Instagram and then just, like, put emojis over the nipples? What emoji? All of them! It was gonna be a series. I did it! I’ve found the perfect outfit. For what – Rosh Hashannah? No, for a date!
Or a non-date date, it’s unclear. I need to look like the kinda girl you’d want to date. Cool, what’re you gonna wear? This, Gaby! It’s perfectly constructed to show that I am
a respectable, smart girl with a good figure. I mean, you are all of those things,
but none of them are visible right now. Even if I take my cardigan off halfway
through lunch when it gets warm? …Are you a dancer? Hey! Come back!
Life is a cabaret! I went to boarding school,
but I didn’t like it. Further? No – u – it’s a complicated dress. I like to be take seriously,
but not in the bedroom. Yuck! It doesn’t work for me!
I don’t know why it doesn’t work for me! I’m a good person who’s made mistakes,
but I’ve taken the time to reinvent myself into someone worth being. Sure, I’m a bit uptight,
but I know how to have a good time when I’m given fair warning and moral support. I’m honest, I’m loyal, and I’m here –
ready for a relationship. Wow, but how many kids do you want? Two. That’s why I’m gonna wear platform sandals
instead of stilettos. Allison, you can’t put this much pressure
on your clothes to say who you are. I know that, Gaby. That’s why I put so much thought into my
hair and makeup too. Like pink, for an old soul. You are not your appearance. If you dress this way,
men will say this. If you dress that way,
women will think that. You can’t rely on physical things to
tell the world who you are or what you believe in. Are you serious? This is a summary at best. Subtitles by the Amara.org community

100 Replies to “What Should I Wear?”

  1. I hope you two are working on a feature or a half hour show for a network. Loved you since I saw you on BuzzFeed. I wish you both continued success.

  2. The red skirt. Black crop top. White and grey plaid shirt around the waist.
    Dr. Mart boots (preferably red or black)
    Small gold looking necklace. Small gold looking bracelets.
    White clutch. Curled hair (big loose like curlers)
    Natural makeup

    BOOM decent looking outfit!!

    (Tell me if you would like this, I came up with it)

  3. Yeah, men can't glean anywhere near that much info from a woman's clothes.

    Try actually talking to the guy. You know, using actual spoken words. That might be a start.

  4. Is the music at the beginning giving anyone else Food Wishes vibes? Just waiting for Chef John's silly voice to start.

  5. Whoa Allison's got a really nice butt… she shouldn't have listened to Gaby, she really should have gone with the "I like to be taken seriously… but not in the bedroom ;)" outfit. I, at least, would have been attracted immediately.

  6. I liked the "I like to be taken seriously, but not in the bed" outfit. it looked cool… maybe because I dresS LIKE THAT ALL THE TIME. . . OH GOD NO.

  7. I actually would like an artsy black and white poster with someone (even if its me), with the only color being the emojis over the nipples xD

  8. Is the "I'm a serious girl but not in the bedroom" a reference to how Allison looks like Dakota Johnson in Fifty Shades of Grey or no?

  9. Throwback to using Allison's butt for views. Am I the only one who notices how crazy similar Allison form JBU and Allison from Orphan Black are?

  10. Alison kinda reminds me of a mom. A mom that is trying to act cool and sexy, but just doesn't work. Like a boner killer. Anyway she's still funny though xD

  11. I had a zipper dress in high school and a guy friend came up to me and asked if it zipped all the way down as he grabbed ahold of the zipper and completely unzipped me. It also had elastic in the waist so the dress popped open. He stood there shocked not thinking that the dress actually would unzip.

  12. YouTube keeps recommending this to me over and over again because it KNOWS I'm clicking that thumbnail every time 🀣

  13. For the last outfit, Allison should’ve put her hair down, she kinda looks like a mom with it up

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